Category: Malta
National Flower of Malta Chosen!
Posted by Joey Debono | Feb 27, 2018 | Malta | 0 |
Farmer Finds Golden Egg! Uwejja how rich!
GUDJA, Malta – In a very funny turn of events, a Maltese farmer named Salvu Grima from the...
Read MoreMan Mistakes Military Base for Maltese Resort, Thoroughly Enjoys Vacation
by Joey | Mar 15, 2023 | Foreigners, Malta | 0 |
By our correspondent on location, Joey Debono VALLETTA, Malta – In an amusing mix-up, a...
Read MoreMalta sinks as obesity levels rises
by Joey Debono | May 30, 2018 | Malta | 0 |
Auw, we all know how good the pastizz tastes, but now it might be time to eat the salads. Malta is...
Read MoreRegistering Sim-cards – Downfall of Mafia?
Mafia in fear of losing control over Maltese Islands after Palazz Gang considered registering...
Read MorePastizzi shortage enrages the people in Marsa
by Joey Debono | Mar 8, 2018 | Business, Malta | 3 |
Auw, rightfully so! We demand our Pastizzis. John Galea from the south was interviewed saying:...
Read MoreLocal Warden Loses Finger in Fiat Punto Fandango
by Joey Debono | Mar 1, 2018 | Malta | 1 |
82 year old Local Warden Joey Caruana has decided to press charges against the foreigner whose car...
Read MoreMalta Voted Least Corrupt State in Europe!
by Joey Debono | Feb 28, 2018 | Malta | 0 |
On the Tuesday the voting finished at the FIFA headquarters, and the results are out. Malta won,...
Read MoreNational Flower of Malta Chosen!
by Joey Debono | Feb 27, 2018 | Malta | 0 |
After years of debating, it’s finally decided. The potato will be the national flower of the...
Read MoreMalta’s New Parking Laws!
by Joey Debono | Feb 26, 2018 | Malta | 0 |
Uwejja! How many nice the new laws! We don’t actually know if there is any new laws but it...
Read MoreInterview with King Joseph!
by Joey | Feb 26, 2018 | King Joseph, Malta | 0 |
We managed to get an interview with Joseph! Check it out...
Read MoreAzure window finally back!
by Joey Debono | Feb 26, 2018 | Gozo, Malta | 0 |
It took a long time but finally it’s back, the biggest tourist attraction in Gozo and...
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