Category: Malta
Malta Pigeon Race Takes a Hilarious Turn: Birds Go Rogue, Create Pandemonium
By our avian affairs correspondent, Joey Buttigieg VALLETTA, Malta – Malta’s...
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Man Mistakes Military Base for Maltese Resort, Thoroughly Enjoys Vacation
By our correspondent on location, Joey Debono VALLETTA, Malta – In an amusing mix-up, a...
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Malta sinks as obesity levels rises
Auw, we all know how good the pastizz tastes, but now it might be time to eat the salads. Malta is...
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Registering Sim-cards – Downfall of Mafia?
Mafia in fear of losing control over Maltese Islands after Palazz Gang considered registering...
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Pastizzi shortage enrages the people in Marsa
Auw, rightfully so! We demand our Pastizzis. John Galea from the south was interviewed saying:...
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Local Warden Loses Finger in Fiat Punto Fandango
82 year old Local Warden Joey Caruana has decided to press charges against the foreigner whose car...
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Malta Voted Least Corrupt State in Europe!
On the Tuesday the voting finished at the FIFA headquarters, and the results are out. Malta won,...
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National Flower of Malta Chosen!
After years of debating, it’s finally decided. The potato will be the national flower of the...
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Malta’s New Parking Laws!
Uwejja! How many nice the new laws! We don’t actually know if there is any new laws but it...
Read MoreInterview with King Joseph!
We managed to get an interview with Joseph! Check it out...
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Azure window finally back!
It took a long time but finally it’s back, the biggest tourist attraction in Gozo and...
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