Filla’s Fiasco: The Mdina Silent Disco That Never Was

Chapter 1: Filla’s Brainwave

In the heart of Sliema, where the promenade is filled with the aroma of frying ħobż biż-żejt, Filla Zahra had an idea that would shake the Maltese isles more than a plate of spaghetti on a bajtra (prickly pear) boat. She pitched her dramatic plan to her friends over a round of Kinnie at the local kazin: “Guys, we should throw the most epic silent disco Mdina has ever seen… Mela, it’s perfect, uwejja!”

Chapter 2: Planning in Progress

Determined to make her mark on the party scene, Filla enlisted the help of her best mate, Toni tal-Buffu, known for his ability to whisper louder than most people could shout. The irony wasn’t lost on the Maltese, given that Toni’s day job was as a librarian in the silent city itself, the noble Mdina.

The Interview That Sparked a Movement

“Uwejja, imagine earphones glowing like a swarm of ġbejna-flavored fireflies against the ancient bastions,” Filla explained during her interview on TVM’s ‘Niskata’. Toni, nodding so vigorously one might fear for his neck, added, “It’s going to be a feast for the eyes, not just the ears – a carnival but make it quiet, you know?”

As news of the event began to spread through Facebook shares and WhatsApp group chats, Filla’s inbox was inundated with messages asking about tickets for the ‘Mdina Silent Disco Extravaganza’ – including one from a puzzled Mayor, who had heard absolutely nothing about it.

Chapter 3: The Plot (and Bass) Drops

The big day arrived and Mdina’s narrow, lamp-lit streets were thronging with eager disco-goers. But as the crowd gathered at the iconic city gate, excitement turned to confusion, with many exclaiming, “Mela, where’s the music, ħabib?”

With a sheepish grin, Toni pulled out an embarrassingly short extension cord – having completely forgotten that Mdina hadn’t seen a power outlet since the time of the knights.

The Unexpected Twist

Just then, unexpected help thundered through the streets. Hanini the Ħamrun horse, renowned for drawing the festa chariot while inadvertently going viral for his sassy dance moves, arrived with an eco-friendly solution. Strapped to his back was a power generator, with a note saying, “Keep the music playing, but leave my carrots alone – Mayor of Gozo.”

The silent disco was back on! But there was another twist in the tail… or tale. After a countdown from ten (which was silently mouthed, of course), the crowd put on their headphones only to discover that instead of club bangers, they were being treated to an unexpected playlist of traditional Maltese għana, narrated by none other than Toni’s grandmother, Nanna Ritianne.

Chapter 4: A Soundless Success

What could have been a flop turned into a legendary night as the crowd embraced the Maltese serenade. Laughter and dance ensued, as seasoned clubbers and curious tourists alike did the Maltese mazurka mixed with silent disco moves. Everyone agreed it was the most authentic, albeit unintentional, cultural event they’d experienced.

Wrapping Up The Night

As the sun rose over the bastions of silent Mdina, a blend of pastizzi wrappers and glow sticks littered the ground. Filla and Toni, now hailed as heroes, vowed never to plan an event again without checking plug points or playlist content. As for Hanini, his eco-friendly contribution earned him the title of ‘Gozo’s Greenest Horse’ and a lifetime supply of organic carrots.

The Morning After Post

“I never knew I could whisper-shout Ġejja Marija so passionately until last night’s silent disco. My voice is wrecked, but my spirit is high. Mela, next time: Għana Party in Gozo? #SilentDiscoFail #CulturalWin” – Toni tal-Buffu on Instagram.

The ‘Mdina Silent Disco That Never Was’ may have turned into the musical misadventure of the century, but it reminded everyone that sometimes the best memories are made from the most unexpected playlists… and that everyone in Malta has a cousin in Gozo.